In the summer of 2005, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost five years. A few days later, I put up an ad on a matchmaking site. It was a simple ad — maybe a two-sentence profile, no picture, no details — stating that I was a woman seeking another woman. I was curious who was out there.
Turns out, men are out there. Men who were dying to send me pictures of their cocks. Men who wrote me really, really terrible porn. Comedy gold, I thought, and then I didn’t do anything with it.
Now, I am. I’ve got several profiles (real and fake) at several sites (legitimate and sketchy), and am blogging about the responses I get. Let the hilarity ensue.
