more from craigslist

My latest Craigslist experiment (no, it’s really nothing like the other one) was… well, I’m not sure what it was designed to do. I’m not to the point of carrying out well-planned or remotely scientific experiments. I’m just posting different kinds of ads and seeing what happens.

The most recent one was two sentences and has received around 75 replies in the last 14 hours. Many of them are dickpix (which is my new favorite word), but of the faces I could see… wow. Most of these guys look like serial killers. Seriously. Anyway, I’m not about to post any of them, so you’re just going to have to take my word for it.

But here are some highlights. These are from the first and second ads; the most recent ad has inspired nothing blog-worthy. Everything has been “SWM here. Hit me back.” Anyway.

  • OMG YOU ROCK. Picture of Lego man in turban attached.
  • if u respond it will be very gratefull. Picture of guy in bubble bath attached.
  • i cook better than most woman. Is he missing a comma, or did he misspell the word? I probably shouldn’t be so hard on people for typos, but this one amused me.
  • Its refreshing to see someone else who recognizes that people need to be grammatically compatible. So he knows about commas, but not apostrophes? Well done. (Oh — the ad mentioned that my ideal person has an opinion on the Oxford comma. That’s why I’m snarking about commas here, and why he mentioned grammar.)

The second post included something like this: “Please know the following: how to put a sentence together, the names of your senators.”

  • i have a dog. That was all the e-mail said. Dogs did not figure into my post at all, so I don’t know what this guy’s deal is.
  • Any interest?????????? Attached a picture of him posing in front of a shiny new minivan. That was the entire response. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to take from that — perhaps he’s a car salesman, since there are several other shiny cars in the photo. Or he’s already got our kids named and hopes to drive them around in this van. Either way, I feel the gazillion responses I’ve gotten allow me to be a little discriminating and ignore this guy entirely.
  • Another one-liner that consists of physical stats and a picture. Dude looks like Gene Hackman. A slightly younger Gene Hackman, but still. No, thanks. Even his list of physical stats was grammatically horrid. It’s called a space bar. Learn it and love it.
  • I am a grammer guru who knows when it is ‘its’ and when its ‘it’s’. Clearly.
  • I kant spel. I kant reed. And, I kant cum to terms with the psykoligist in the mirror. What about u??? Wumen wid kats are usually 2 piky. Is dis u??? I think he was trying to be funny. He failed.

Also, I want to know why half the doms who respond feel the need to go allcaps on my ass. “I am very DOM.” They never spell it out when they are capping it. It’s just DOM.

And then there is the guy who is offering me the position of empress. He owns Arabian horses and a glass house on the sand dunes. I don’t think my city even HAS sand dunes. Anyway, this guy’s jolly pirate nickname is, apparently, GLOBALPOWR. Not quite as good as “MetalGod5000,” but close. Though, if he really is building an empire, can I afford to turn him down? I’m biting my nails about this one, folks.

EDIT: Hilariously (to me), many people seem to have come across this post by googling GLOBALPOWR. I didn’t realize until recently that there was a flame war going on in the comments. Just as an FYI, all comments from people saying they support, know, or can vouch for this Ian guy actually ARE from this Ian guy. They all carry the same IP address, which matches the one Ian uses to post as himself. Nice try, Ian! Go away.

EDIT: I’m done. Disabling comments.

50 Responses to more from craigslist

  1. QXZ says:

    I’ve been following these adventures via the RSS feed to LiveJournal for a while, and after this latest post I find myself asking “why is she still doing this?”. At this point you seem to have proven what we all know which is that at least 95% of people replying to personal ads, especially on craigslist, are fools.
    Anyway, my intention isn’t to denigrate your study but I’m curious about what your goals are.

  2. luckless says:

    That’s a good question, and something I’m still trying to figure out. There’s the obvious mockery. Maybe it makes me a bad person, but I do enjoy the mocking. I know some of my friends enjoy the mocking, and many of them have been after me to start this blog for ages now.

    The other thing I’m after is… well. I’m having a difficult time with some things going on in my life right now, and posting ads and laughing at the responses is an enjoyable distraction.

    But the ultimate goal is, believe it or not, to find someone. I don’t know if I can do it on Craigslist or alt.com or any of these other sites. I’m also somewhat hesitant to document the dates I go on, just in case something works out. I may start. Certainly I’ve been on some ridiculous dates since this started.

    So, um. I’m not sure! Perhaps I will ask my dozen readers what they’d like to read about.

  3. KKringle06 says:

    Your stories and commentary are funny, but you indicate that you also have a real purpose here. That raises the question of whether you have also received some responses that are interesting or promising. Have you? What or who have they been like?

  4. chickita32 says:

    did you ever meet GLOBALPOWR? he contacted me through craigslist like a month ago too and i’d love some feedback if you’ve spoken to him/met him.

  5. lali02 says:

    Hi,
    did you ever meet globalpowr?
    I got in contact with him regarding a job, and just wanted to know more about him.

    Thank you.

  6. omgwtf says:

    help! i just scheduled an interview with globalpowr and am a bit sketched out. anybody got any info on him?

  7. Peter says:

    What ever happened with your interview with globalpowr?

  8. Nomad says:

    I contacted globalpowr regarding probably the same job opportunity on craigslist back in September. I called and was a tad sketched out by this guy. He wouldn’t tell me anything about the position over the phone and was in a huge hurry. He asked that I call him back the next week and out of instinct I never did. If anyone actually met with this guy please post some information. This guy sounds like bad news.

  9. yuri says:

    wierd – i had a very similar experience. and when i went to call his voicemail, it said that his mailbox was full. not sure what this character is up to

  10. rivi says:

    This is crazy!! I just spoke to globalpowr about a job! I was so excited to get some work that I didn’t even ask him a bunch of questions. With hindsight i realize how hurried he was and he just hung up the phone after we spoke…which I thought was weird. He asked if I’d be interested in doing some legal research and take it from there. I just got the email from him with the research information. I’m supposed to call him now. I’m super nervous and weirded out. I googled his email address because I had no other info about him and found these craigslist posts talking about being dominate etc. Any comments?!

  11. Tomas says:

    I know someone who just cancelled an appointment with this guy because nothing sounded legit.

  12. Question says:

    So Rivi what ever happened to the research you did with him?

  13. Peter says:

    I had a phone interview with this guy, even after having researched his name and found these comments. I went into the call weirded out and left feeling a bit sick. That guy is a real piece of work. I kept telling him that I thought his position might be unethical and therefore I couldn’t work for him. He just told me that he thought I was just being contrary and that he was looking for someone like that. This was in between telling me about building bridges in Europe, famous ones, very expensive ones. Me: “Any websites where I could see them?” GLOBALPOWER: ‘No that’s a good idea though…’ This guys fascinates me and freaks me out so much that I have a google alert sent to my e-mail every month with that keyword. Please, anyone with information put it our there.

  14. yuri says:

    that’s the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while!!! LOL

  15. laurie says:

    After law school I interviewed with and began to work for mr. globalpowr. I have found him to be one of the more straightforward and honest people I have ever met. I have learned a tremendous amount of real life application that I was not taught in law school. I have become aquainted with much of his life including his Arabian horses and for your information he has shown me the sand dunes you seem to doubt. Have you ever heard of the INDIANA DUNES? Try to remember our reputation is the most important thing we can own. You are in effect falsely stealing his. What does that make you?

  16. Bob says:

    Go back and look at the journals.aol link. Apparently “laurie” has an alias… Nice try “laurie” but you had to log in to your aol account to post that reply, and it doesn’t help that you cut and pasted the same defense on both sites.

  17. Socrates says:

    Globalpowr ‘s name is Ian Braunstein and he is a con artist. He doesn’t live anywhere fancy (he lives in Homewood, IL), and he will try to rip you off for money. His story is somewhat consistent, but little things change–for example, sometimes his dog is a mastiff and sometimes it is a boxer. He might ask you to invest in something and then steal all of your money, or try to seduce you into giving it to him. He says he builds bridges and univerities, etc., but he can’t show potential investors proof of this past work. He also claims to be an investment banker, but doesn’t really know what it is. Feel free to call him at 708 288 7000 for romance, business, or just a laugh.

    Oh, and he has horrible grammar.

  18. ian says:

    Socrates,
    Perhaps it is time I simply offered an invitation to ANYONE to research whatever they wish to. You are obviously bored and need a life.
    I am as real as it gets.
    Call me and see what I have, what I have accomplished, and where I live.
    It is not in Homewood. Feel free to make an appointment.
    I have nothing to hide.
    There are no potential investors, because I do not accept outside investment in any of my projects. They are all conventionally, not privately financed.
    The supposed victims simply do not exist. If they do let them reveal themselves.

    Oh, and my second mastiff died. They are both buried on my estate. Come over, I will show you their graves, personally.

    So I am extending an initation to anyone that is curious:
    Email me at globalpowr@aol.com and or call me.7082887000 is correct.
    Anyone that is interested is most welcome.
    After you take a tour all I will ask is that you post a comment.
    Thanks to all the honest people out here with integrity.
    Alas socrates and all your fraudulent commentators, you do not qualify.
    If you are so honest and clever what are your names and numbers Mr./Mrs./Ms. big shots.

    If you steal a mans reputation that makes you nothing more then a common thief.

  19. ian says:

    Socrates, Bob, Yuri, Peter, Rivi, Nomad, and Tomas,

    As an additional gesture of empathy to all of you bored liars I will offer you this link in the hopes that the first step towards your cure is the acknowledgement of your disease.

    http://www2.healthtalk.com/go/mental-health/depression/disease-basics/10-key-questions-about-depression?affiliate_code=mia&utm_source=IBS

    sincerely,
    Ian

  20. Plato says:

    Something tells me he lives in Wisconsin. Perhaps off of Theater Rd in Delavan….

  21. ian says:

    Socrates and Plato,
    i am certain you are both one and the same.
    you steal the names of extraordinary human beings,
    as you continue to author bogus lies and serve up your own deception.
    as I suggested, feel free to contact me for the truth.
    I sincerely doubt you have the capacity to even recognize the truth it if it stared you in the face.
    you are perhaps the most bored person (people) I have ever encountered.
    get a life and cease stealing from others.
    sincerely,
    Ian
    globalpowr@aol.com

  22. Anonymous says:

    I am one of his female vicitims. He’s completely full of shit, ladies. Don’t listen to a word he says. If I hadn’t woken up sooner, I would have lost everything.

    I guess I should have realized something was wrong when such a fantastic ‘cowboy-surfer turned international businessman’ was sending out generic emails to many many women.

  23. Laurie says:

    I feel I owe the truth.

    Globalpowr is a scam artist. I didn’t realize it when I started working for him. He’s asked me to do some unethical things–file lawsuits preemptively, try to get out of contracts, etc.

    But the real reason I left was because he stopped paying me. That’s when I knew something was up. He started to offer to cut me in on his deals if I would forgoe salary now and then. At first I said OK. But then I realized that these deals were bogus, illegal/sketchy, or non-existent.

    And, no, he doesn’t have Arabian horses. He told me to write that.

    I have obviously quit since then, but don’t be suprised if another “Laurie” tries to write back saying this isn’t me or if Globalpowr writes saying I was a bad employee.

  24. Ian says:

    Laurie, and anon.,

    Whomever you are, you are simply liars. I have never had anyone namd Laurie work for me. I do not have partners on business deals. I pride myself on my honor and integrity.

    I suspect one or both of you are either my last girlfriend that, sad to say, I dumped because she was the one filing false lawsuits for fake injuries. Shall I go forward to the insurance company P? Hell knoweth no fury….. Or perhaps one of the bored common thief bloggers that needs to get a life and stop stealing from other’s.

    I do have Arabian horses. As a matter of fact I just got a new mare and this year I will breed my Egyptian Stallion – as much as he is able . I should have perhaps 30-40 additional foals next year. If anyone wishes to come see them and anything else, feel free to contact me. They will be absolutely adorable.

    I posted my number on here, and to keep it simple here it is again : 7082887000.
    Feel free to call me.

    Oh yes, Laurie, Anon. and the rest of you, where is your contact information?
    LOL
    The truth shall set us all free!

    Sincerely, IAN

  25. HOMEWOOD PD says:

    IAN BRAUNSTEIN IS A CON ARTIST AND A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM. HE SAYS HE IS A LAWYER, A CONTRACTOR, AN INVESTMENT BROKER, AMONG OTHER SPECTACULAR JOBS THAT HE IS FAR FAR FROM. HE PRETENDS TO HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES….HE DOESNT HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IS UNDER THE EYES OF LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE AREA ESPECIALLY HIM! SO JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND REPORT ANYTHING HE DOES TO THIS WEBSITE OR YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPT.

  26. Ian says:

    yawn
    once again more phoney baloney from one that does not leave any contact information. if you are really what your address suggests you are why wouldn’t you leave a method of communication? perhaps you need to get a life and stop sucking blood from others that are honestly trying to make a positive difference out here. perhaps you wish to meet me at the homewod police department, whenever you wish mr or ms big mouth liar.
    for those interested and or curious, feel free to contact me directly at 7082887000.
    sincerely ian

  27. A good friend says:

    HOMEWOOD PD

    HA LOL

    I THINK IAN IS CORRECT. IF YOU ARE SO CONCERNED WITH SAVING SOON TO BE VICTIMS FROM A HORRIBLE FATE WHY NOT POST YOUR INFORMATION SO THEY MAY CONTACT YOU DIRECTLY?

    YOU ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF PARISITIC GROWTH IMAGINABLE, TO STEAL SOMEONE;S REPUTATION IN SUCH A COWARDLY MANNER. I AM A GOD FEARING, SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL AND FOR BEHAVIOR LIKE THIS YOU WILL CERTAINLY NOT MAKE IT INTO THE PEARLY GATES.

    IT IS ABSURD FOR YOU TO HIDE FROM THE TRUTH AND MASK YOURSELF IN A CLOAK OF DISHONESTY THE WAY YOU DO. WOULD YOUR MOTHER BE PROUD OF YOU? WOULD ANYONE? HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? THE REST OF THE WICKED I IMAGINE! GROW UP AND REALIZE THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO IMMORAL BEHAVIOR YOU FRAUD.

  28. luckless says:

    FYI from the site mod: Comments from “a good friend” and “laurie” are actually from Ian. The IP addresses all match.

  29. HOMEWOOD PD says:

    You are exactly right about that Luckless, keep up the good work!

  30. Cool site….

    Wasn’t looking for this exactly, but great stuff….

  31. Valerie says:

    BEWARE OF IAN BRAUNSTIEN
    Ian is probably more than a typical con artist and pathological liar. Ian is not rich, doesn’t have any horses, and lives in a shack next to a Dairy Queen in Homewood,IL. It’s definitely not anywhere near the mansion he claims to reside in. Maybe he considers the roaches crawling inside his shack as his “Arabian Horses”.
    His fake “business” Stewart & COE Investment Bankers (708-922-3500) is operated from that very dump that he resides in. Ask yourself what kind of investment banker would operate his “business” from a shack next to a dairy queen? Why would such a rich guy need to spam all these offers to complete strangers on the internet? Wouldn’t such a “38 year old athletic” guy post at least one picture of himself? THE TRUTH…… This guy is a simply an old creep that spends all his time on the internet trying to get young girls to meet with him and lure them into his shack by promising them high paying jobs in the legal field or whatever. HE IS 53 YEARS OLD!!!!! Who knows what he would do to them after they meet the 53 year old creep instead of the 38 year old multimillionaire they were expecting. He is a predator of the worst kind. BEWARE OF THIS SICK PERVERT!!!!!!!!

    Here is the address of his “business”
    1722 Ridge Rd
    Homewood, IL 60430

    http://www.yellowpages.com/info-LMS76620401/Stewart-Coe-Intl-Investment-Bankers/maps?from=qpibp-nonmi

    Look in Google Maps and find out for yourself what a luxurious place this is!!!!
    http://maps.google.com/

  32. Law Student says:

    I ran across a listing for a research assistant on craig’s list and replied to it about a year ago. Ian emails me back and begins to have short phone conversations with me about the great company he owns that was involved in some international merger in Europe in the late 80s, etc etc. asking if i want a position in this firm. always in a hurry, wanting to meet in homewood and then at a local business instead of his “downtown firm,” voicemail always full, he seemed sort of fishy, but i agreed to it. luckily my mom decided he sounded too creepy to be a professional and insisted on driving with me. at the last minute, actually while driving there with my mom in the car, i decided against meeting with him.
    good to know that i made the right decision. ill rememeber to trust my gut from now on. and my mom i guess =)

  33. Socrates says:

    Check this out: http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_2vfp0

    His business only makes $130.000 a year. Not quite enough for all those horses, I guess.

  34. Sarah says:

    Looks like Ian is back on craigslist posting ads for legal help wanted. http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/lgl/882419372.html I replied to his post, got an email back from him, and luckily googled his phone number before I called him. Seems like a creepazoid. The new email address he is using is: legaljob4u@gmail.com I hope someone else googles his new email address and finds this website

  35. Another irritated person says:

    This guy sent me the same generic email. He told me he was 35 yrs old though. He refuses to cease harassing me over the phone and through the internet despite numerous warnings.

    Women especially- stay the hell away.

  36. Ian says:

    Valerie,

    You are a man.Your real name is Orkisz.You live outside of Dallas Texas. You are not a woman.Why are you pretending to be? You are simply lying. You know nothing about me. You are upset because your sister and I are friends, and I helped her when no one else in your manipulative, controlling family would. For anyone sincerely interested in who I am, where I live, what I look like, and any other factual information about me, feel free to contact me and make an appointment to see my estate, the horses,and or whatever you may have curiosity about. Bring along anyone you wish to.My number is 7082887000. I am as real as it gets and am not hiding behind any lies of phony baloney. if I had anything to hide why would I offer reality like this?

    “Valerie”Do you really think the AMA will let you practice after this?

  37. Ian says:

    I have been caused financial and other damages as a result of these false, and libelously defaming posts.

    I am demanding that the posts that reference me be removed.

    The continued posting of this false information disseminated through this publication will most likely increase the total amount of damage I will sustain.

    Accept this as formal notification thereof.

    FYI to anyone participating and or persisting in this malicious activity, beware:

    Generally, defamation is a false and unprivileged statement of fact that is harmful to someone’s reputation, and published “with fault,” meaning as a result of negligence or malice. State laws often define defamation in specific ways. Libel is a written defamation; slander is a spoken defamation.
    What are the elements of a defamation claim?
    The elements that must be proved to establish defamation are:
    a publication to one other than the person defamed;
    a false statement of fact;
    that is understood as
    a. being of and concerning the plaintiff; and
    b. tending to harm the reputation of plaintiff.

    Merely labeling a statement as your “opinion” does not make it so. Courts look at whether a reasonable reader or listener could understand the statement as asserting a statement of verifiable fact. (A verifiable fact is one capable of being proven true or false.) A private figure claiming defamation — your neighbor, your roommate, the guy who walks his dog by your favorite coffee shop — only has to prove you acted negligently, which is to say that a “reasonable person” would not have published the defamatory statement

    Generally, anyone who repeats someone else’s statements is just as responsible for their defamatory content as the original speaker — if they knew, or had reason to know, of the defamation. Recognizing the difficulty this would pose in the online world, Congress enacted Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, which provides a strong protection against liability for Internet “intermediaries” who provide or republish speech by others. See the Section 230 FAQ for more.

    I may pursue any and all legal remedies afforded to me by law as a result thereof.

    For anyone interested in the truth and a verification thereof, feel free to contact me @ 7082887000 and schedule a safe meeting, as would any normal, sane, and intelligent person. Sincerely, IAN

  38. Ian says:

    As additional information section 230 would serve to protect the web site itself, not the individual operator of this blog and or anyone that publishes anything false and harmful upon it.

    What is “Libel Per Se”?
    When libel is clear on its face, without the need for any explanatory matter, it is called libel per se. The following are often found to be libelous per se:

    Tends directly to injure him in respect to his office, profession, trade or business, either by imputing to him general disqualification in those respects that the office or other occupation peculiarly requires, or by imputing something with reference to his office, profession, trade, or business that has a natural tendency to lessen its profits;

  39. luckless says:

    Hmmm. I don’t think I’ll be removing any posts, Ian. Go ahead and bring the lawsuit if that’s the way you want to play it. I personally have said nothing defamatory, and I haven’t deleted any comments you’ve made defending yourself. Strangers on the internet have said mean things about you, and you’ve countered them, and people can make up their own minds. Truth, I hear, will out.

  40. Ian says:

    Luckless,
    Read what has been posted by your site.I copied it from there.
    You are ALSO fully responible for this libel, and any damges that may arise as a result thereof, by allowing it, strangers or not.
    I now have confirmation of significant financial damages as a direct result of your blog, and one persons affadavit of response you did not publish, thus far.
    If you were truly interested in truth you would not allow this to occur.
    Your choice
    for the moment, anyway.

  41. Ian says:

    Read what was copied from your web site.
    You are also libel, Strangers or not.
    If you truly wished to pursue truth, you would do so, as opposed to continuing to allow this libel to be disseminated.
    I now have proof of significant financial damages that are direct result of this blog.
    I also have an affadavit that you did not allow at least one response.
    Do the right thing Luckless.
    You seem to be that kind of person.
    This has now gone too far for me to continue to ignore it.

  42. Geniusian says:

    Read what was copied from your web site.
    You are also libel, Strangers or not.
    If you truly wished to pursue truth, you would do so, as opposed to continuing to allow this libel to be disseminated.
    I now have proof of significant financial damages that are direct result of this blog.
    I also have an affadavit that you did not allow at least one response.
    Do the right thing Luckless.
    You seemed to be that kind of person, until I realized you would NOT ALLOW ME TO POST ANYMORE UNDER MY KNOWN ADDRESS.
    This has now gone too far for me to continue to ignore it.

  43. luckless says:

    Not sure what you’re talking about, Ian. I have allowed every comment to go through, with only one exception, and as far as I could tell, that comment wasn’t one of yours. I didn’t publish it because it contained the names and home addresses of people other than the commenter, along with language urging people to go harass them. It was so poorly written that I couldn’t tell what those people had to do with you or with this situation. So, yeah, I hit the “decline” button.

    Oh, I deleted a comment offering free ring-tones, too.

    But I’ve allowed every one of your (Ian’s) comments to go through, under whatever name or IP address, so I’m a bit lost in regards to that last comment. I’m not always at my computer and I don’t approve things instantaneously (sometimes it takes weeks), but that’s the way these things go. I know it’s surprising, but a flame war about something that’s got nothing to do with me on a years-old post on a blog I haven’t maintained in years is not my highest priority. Do allow me to suggest it not be yours, either.

    I think you should not feed the trolls, and I think you should realize that if people want to slag you on the internet, they’re going to find a way to do it. At least here you’re able to respond.

    I’m done with this for now.

  44. Ian says:

    i am not concerned in the least with what any jealous, want to be somebody at someone elses expense, thinks.
    my justifiable cause for concern has been the damage caused by the false slander and libel that you continue to allow to be disseminated.
    as clearly stated:
    i may pursue any and all legal, appropriate response.
    i have begun to do so.
    i hope your (and all others that have posted libel on here) financial affair’s are in order.
    the learning process will have been well worth it.
    you all may be hearing from my attorneys sooner then you expect.
    sincerely,
    ian

  45. Ian says:

    perhaps this should also prove relevant for those of you that are interested: http://news.aol.com/article/craigslist-comments-prompt-libel-charges/264830

  46. LOL says:

    Ian, its not defamation or slander if its true you IDIOT! All these people are warning each other about you because you are a liar and a con artist! Try living a true and honest life and you wont have to worry about being bashed.

  47. LOL says:

    And another thing, I would like to thank luckless for this blog or whatever you call it. With out you none of these people would know what they are stepping into. You actually have a good thing going here, being able to warn people of local scum bags.

  48. Ian says:

    That is the point, None of it is true. NONE OF IT! I also know of at least two different people that have tried to post positive rebuttals defending me onto this blog. For some strange reason, these are not getting posted. Tell me why Luckless,…. or better yet , perhaps your nickname will soon prove to be quite an accurate description,If I was not leading a “true and honest life, why would I post my own information for anyone interested to verify, real time real life? Where is all of your information. It is you who are the liars and cons.

  49. JESSICA ORKISZ says:

    THIS BLOG SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY FOR ALL THE ENTRIES POSTED WITHIN THIS SITE ARE COMPLETELY INACURRATE AND UNTRUE. I HAVE SUBMITTED DEFENSES ON THE BEHALF OF MY DEAR FRIEND IAN BRAUNSTEIN THREE TIMES ALREADY AND YET THE ENTRIES CONTINUALLY GET DELETED!!! HOW SHAMEFUL IT IS WHEN PEOPLE SEEK TO DESTROY OTHERS ONLY TO FEED THEIR PERSONAL EVILS. IT IS QUITE SICKENING! YOU PEOPLE CARE NOTHING FOR THE TRUTH! TELL ME WHY IT IS THAT YOU ERASE EVERY COMMENT WHICH I HAVE POSTED ON THIS SITE THUS FAR! IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT YOU LACK ANY DECENCY, INTEGRITY, OR MORALITY OF ANY KIND! I, JESSICA ORKISZ, CAN VOUCH FOR THE GOOD NATURE OF MY FRIEND IAN BRAUNSTEIN. HE IS NOT THE MAN WHICH “VALERIE” OR “SOCRATES” CLAIM HIM TO BE. IN ALL THE TIME WHICH I HAVE KNOWN HIM I HAVE ONLY FOUND HIM TO BE AN HONEST AND REPUTTABLE MAN. I WISH I COULD VOUCH THAT MY FAMILY WAS OF SIMILAR CHARACTER. UNFORTUNATELY, MY BROTHER (WHO COWARDLY USES THE ALIAS “VALERIE”) IS UPSET BECAUSE HE FEELS THAT IAN IS STEALING ME AWAY FROM BOTH THE CONTROLLING AND VERY MANINPULATIVE GRIP OF MY FAMILY. HIS REASONS ARE MANY IN NUMBER BUT CAN ALL STEM FROM ONE VERY SIMPLE ROOT…VENGENCE. APPARENTLY, FOR THIS HE IS ALL BUT WILLING TO SELL HIS SOUL.. ANYWAYS, I CARE NOT TO DISCUSS THE ILL WILL OF MY FAMILY. I CARE ONLY TO RECTIFY TRUTH AND RESTORE THE HONOR THAT SO RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO IAN’S NAME. THEREFORE, ANYONE WHO WISHES TO CONTACT ME MAY DO SO BY E-MAILING ME AT JES175@YAHOO.COM. ANY SKEPTIC CAN FEEL FREE TO CHECK MY IP ADDRESS. IN FACT I ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO SO. IN THE MEANTIME I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT PEOPLE SUCH AS “SOCRATES” CAN FORGOE THE JUVENILLE URGE TO CONCOCT LIBEL AND SLANDER AND BECOME BETTER ACQUAINTED WITH MATURITY, HONEST, AND SOUND REASON.

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